A Bitter Red Pill

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Have you played Star Wars: The Old Republic? It’s an amazing game. You can tell George Lucas had nothing to do with it.

- Matthew Molloy

Jedi Burgers: May the secret sauce be with you.

Source: The Huffington Post

Oh, it’s okay. We weren’t happy with the original George Lucas. We decided to use modern technology to “fix” him. That’s better.

Oh, it’s okay. We weren’t happy with the original George Lucas. We decided to use modern technology to “fix” him. That’s better.

These current defacements are just the beginning. Today, engineers with their computers can add color to black-and-white movies, change the soundtrack, speed up the pace, and add or subtract material to the philosophical tastes of the copyright holder. Tomorrow, more advanced technology will be able to replace actors with “fresher faces,” or alter dialogue and change the movement of the actor’s lips to match. It will soon be possible to create a new “original” negative with whatever changes or alterations the copyright holder of the moment desires.

- George Lucas, 1988 speech to congress. (via blargisblarg)

…I mean, he slaughtered baby Jedi. It isn’t really that much of a leap.

…I mean, he slaughtered baby Jedi. It isn’t really that much of a leap.

Source: biobreak.wordpress.com

No matter how cold it gets here, I’m always thankful this part of the forecast.

No matter how cold it gets here, I’m always thankful this part of the forecast.

Star Wars 3D: It’s a trap!! (Not shown in photo: gigantic pile of money from previous re-releases.)

Star Wars 3D: It’s a trap!! (Not shown in photo: gigantic pile of money from previous re-releases.)

Source: cbc.ca

Wow.

Wow.

Source: blastr.com

Because the only man anywhere near James Earl Jones’s equal for Darth Vader’s voice is Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Chewie Fighting Nazis While Riding a Squirrel (No. Really.) (via GameFan84)

Chewie Fighting Nazis While Riding a Squirrel (No. Really.) (via GameFan84)

"We carve an idol out of our fear and call it God."
-Ingmar Bergman


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